i hate that the word “goon” is associated with guys that jerk off to porn all day now. to me “goon” will always mean burly guys with a thick boston/new york/jersey accent that jump out of bed in black tracksuits and beanies , pick up their favorite crowbar , and carpool with the other goons to work to get their ass beat by batman
getting pretty sick of fantasy novels introducing character flaws that are just, “they’re fat. they like to eat sweets, isn’t that awful and stupid of them?” talk about lazy writing
I thought this was a 10,000 note post and it honestly should be
the strongest households have a food ecosystem sort of like the deep ocean does with a whalefall
let me explain
GREEN BANANA (our kid likes them this way) ->
YELLOW BANANA (boyfriend makes them in oatmeal this way) ->
YELLOW BANANA WITH SPOTS (i like them this way) ->
BROWN BANANA (boyfriend’s dad loves to eat banana bread my bf makes of this)
ideally if any state a food has can be consumed by one of the picky eaters in the house then you have reached perfect efficiency. this also works for the ends of loaves of bread, the corners of brownie trays, and leftovers
ALT
