my favourite kind of cat is the cornish rex because of the way they just do not look fucking real at all
It’s amazing how on the internet I’m like hey here’s a thing that helped me. Maybe it will help you.
And then someone is always like if I do that thing though it will kill me.
Probably don’t do it then. Idk what you want from me, man.
If I’m like adding tomato to your sandwich is yummy and you’re like “but I’m deathly allergic to tomatoes what am I supposed to do”
Idk dude. Not eat tomatoes I guess.
I’ve got this old post where I was like hey sometimes it’s fun to try to get a chore done while you’re waiting for water to boil or something. Might help if you have adhd. It’s free deadline.
And I still get people commenting on that post like uhm no some of us have anxiety so bad that we’d pass out if we did that.
Like. Probably don’t do that then?
Tumblr has trouble with the concept that there’s a huge range of options in between “forbidden” and “compulsory.”
fun with the safety sign generator
tumblr. stop giving me stupid fucking badges and fix the ‘bigotry against trans women in staff’ problem
my main requirement in a partner is someone who’s willing to “yes, and” me. if i say something completely insane i need them to just pick that up and run with it and commit to the bit until we wind up with a conversation that’s funny to us but completely incoherent to everyone within earshot. actually now that i’m typing this out i’ve realised my ideal relationship might just be “shitty improv comedy duo”
pride is fun and all but i always feel uneasy when i see the dobby and gollum having public sex float coming down the road. children shouldn’t be exposed to harry potter
love when you stop a cat from doing something and instead of understanding that they shouldnt be doing that theyre just like. ah sorry my good sir you seem to have interrupted me. no worries let me just shimmy past you and get a taste of that pan of hot oil. please.
if you as a normal tumblr user go around flagging posts for mature labels you are A Fucking Cop
I keep finding these photos on pinterest so I made some trigun shitpost with it
Can women be twinks? Can men be butch? Instead of asking these incredibly niche questions ask yourself this, if they weren’t allowed to do so, who would you have enforcing that ruling?
and then, I hope this kind of re-framing opens your eyes about how silly that would be, to enforce as such.
But really, this is what they mean when they say “kill the cop in your head.”
What good does it do you to try and police people more?